Surgeon: So I’ll Stop Your Heart, Cut You Open, and… What the Fuck? She Hung Up on Me Again!

Old woman #1: … so now I have to go all the way downtown, because I’ve been getting these death threats from this man.
Old woman #2: And when is your surgery?
Old woman #1: I missed it because I was so distracted by the threats.

–Bx7 bus

Overheard by: me and my grandma, sitting behind them