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Teenage Girls: Unfiltered.

Guy: Don't smoke a cigarette. Seriously, put that out. You shouldn't be smoking! It says so right on the pack!
Drunk friend: Shut up! I want a cheaper abortion!

–Bleecker & McDougal

  • Posted on April 18, 2015
  • Abortion, Advice, Compare/Contrast, Drunks, Friends, Guys, Money & Class, Smokers & Smoking, Smoking, The Village, Wishes & desires
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