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Ten Bucks Says He Still Boned Her

Guy to friend: She overdosed for the first time when she was, like, 14.
Friend: She told you that? (pause) Some first date…

–3rd Ave & 14th St

Overheard by: JG

  • Posted on September 11, 2014
  • Age/Aging, Dating, Friends, Guys, Hard Drugs, Union Square and East Village
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