Thank Goodness That’s in Style This Season

Red jacket: You know he texted me from Mexico like five times since he’s been there?
Mauve jacket: Oh my! It costs so much to text from there! It’s like 75 cents per text!
Red jacket: I don’t know why. I made it quite obvious I wasn’t interested. He should spend that money on!
Mauve jacket: You are so wrong.

–Greene & W 4th