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“…that’s 3 more gigs!”
Woman on cell: Oh yeah, I got the iPod, but he got the dog.
–Park & 57th
Posted on
May 20, 2015
Breaking Up
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iPod
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Man's Best Friend
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Midtown & Hell's Kitchen
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On Cell
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One-liners
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