Woman #1: How many potatoes should I get? Like, three?
Woman #2, shrieking: Three? Three?! Are you serious? Have you seen your husband lately?
Woman #1, confused: Four?
Woman #1: He eats more than I eat in a year! He’s huge! You’ll need at least fifteen potatoes!
Woman #2: Yeah, I guess you’re right.
–Whole Foods, Union Square
Overheard by: Sarah
