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The Most Beautiful Crabs in the World

Old man: You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
Girl: Aw, thanks!
Guy: She has crabs!

–Times Square 1/2/3 station

Overheard by: Meaghan Stefaniak

  • Posted on January 30, 2006
  • Fashion, Health and Hygiene, Old People, People, STDs, Times Square
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