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The Original Cheetah Girl

Colleague #1: There is a girl in India with four legs.
Colleague #2: She'll be happy. She'll be able to wear more shoes.
Colleague #1: She can run fast.

–Office, Manhattan

  • Posted on March 30, 2010
  • Body Parts, Coworkers, Happiness, Manhattan, Office, Physical appearance, Shoes, Sports, Stupidity
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