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The Sculpture’s Called “Born Disappointed”

Girl looking at giant sculpture of baby just out of the womb: Is that a penis, Mommy?
Mother: No. That’s an umbilical cord, not a penis.

–Brooklyn Museum

  • Posted on March 6, 2008
  • Body Parts, Default, Girls, Moms, Museums, Penis, Questions
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