Queer: So, I had a great time with Dave last night.
Fruit fly: What’d you guys do?
Queer: He took me to this really great bar, [giggles], and he bought me a drink.
Fruit fly: So, does that mean you’re the girl?
Queer: What?
Fruit fly: So, does that mean you’re the girl?
Queer, offended: Well, not in the bedroom!
–9th & 1st
