The Third Meaning of “Pearl Necklace”

Chick #1: You know what the best orgasm I ever had was? I jerked off with my mom’s jewelry in frount of the mirror. I liked watching it go in and out and thinking that she was going to be wearing it later.
Chicl #2: Oh god! Did you wash it after?

–Bally’s, Bensonhurst

Overheard by: Deborah Olin