Then They Picked up Their Violins and Rode Off to Their Parents’ Dry Cleaners

Asian nerd #1: Neutrons!
Asian nerd #2: … Subatomic particles!
Asian nerd #3: Velocity times speed equals… Power! [all start cheering and high‐fiving one another.] 

–Park Ave & 23^rd St

Overheard by: …not very science‑y