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Then Why Does It Have Blond Hair and a Tooth?

Girl #1: Look, yo! You got a tumor on your arm, a tumor!
Girl #2: That’s not a tumor, it’s a mosquito bite… like my tits!

–E Train

Overheard by: Jatmos

  • Posted on January 22, 2015
  • Cancer, Compare/Contrast, Default, Girls, Insects, Nipples, On the Subway
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