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There Go My Friday Night Plans

Genetics and evolution teacher: So as you can see, something like, say, a mermaid, couldn't possibly exist.
Student: God fucking dammit!

–The Beacon School

  • Posted on April 21, 2009
  • Fast Times at New York High, Insults, Students, Teachers/Professors, Weirdness
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