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And Lots Cheaper Than Tennis Lessons

Six-year-old girl, with mace in hand: Look, mommy! A mace! Now I can hit unicorns and make them bleed. Death to unicorns!
Mom: That's great, honey.

–8th Ave & Carroll St

  • Posted on April 21, 2009
  • Animals & Nature, Brooklyn, Death, Kids, Moms, Murder, Parents, Should've Used a Condom, Weirdness
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