Teen girl: And then it was like Mister T was there in the corner stroking his two foot cock!
–Bronx-bound 1 train
Conductor: The next stop is my dick.
–Bronx-bound 1 train
Overheard by: Nicole
Girl: I’ve seen one penis, like, a thousand times.
–St. Mark’s Pl, between 1st & 2nd
Lady: He’s got quite an impressive member. I was in a club when he unfurled it. I tripped on it. Never wearing those shoes again.
–Starbucks, Park Ave
Tourist mom to kids, pointing to Greek sculpture sans penis: Look at this one — he has testicles… but where’s his gizmo?
–The Met
Skinny queer, dancing: Man, dick is so hard to find here.
–The Cock, 2nd & 2nd
Overheard by: unfound dick
