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Voldemort’s Always Playing Hard to Get

Girl #1: Are we talking about ‘He who shall not be named’?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: So, fuck him!
Girl #2: I should.

–Subway restaurant

  • Posted on May 23, 2015
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