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Want Me to Crush Up Some More Xanax in Applesauce for You?

Angry mom holding to seven-year-old daughter: It's fucking hot!
Seven-year-old daughter: It's okay, mom. It'll be okay.

–Rego Park, Queens

  • Posted on July 11, 2009
  • Anger Management, Insults, Kids, Moms, Parents, Queens
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