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We Don’t Understand the Meaning of “Please”

Businessguy: Hi, small Earl Grey tea with milk, please.
Deli man: What kind of tea?
Businessguy: Earl Grey.
Deli man: How many sugars you say? Two?

–Deli, Wall & Water

  • Posted on January 6, 2006
  • Clerks, Delis, Food, Language Barrier, Suits, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport
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