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Teen girl #1: We have to go to 90th and Broadway.
Teen girl #2: So, that's only 30 blocks away.
Teen girl #1: No, it's 60 blocks.
Teen girl #2: Oh yeah, I was multiplying.

–LIRR

  • Posted on September 16, 2008
  • Compare/Contrast, Default, Directions, Girls, NYC Geography, On the Subway, Stupidity, Teens
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