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Wednesday One-liner to Win Any Argument

Guy on cell: Uh huh, and that’s why you have herpes, dude.

–Outside Gonzalez y Gonzalez

Overheard by: Jaina Wald

  • Posted on February 26, 2015
  • Health and Hygiene, Manhattan, On Cell, One-liners, Restaurants & Cafes, STDs, The Village
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