Man in stall, struggling: Damn you, Taco Bell!
–Bathroom, John Jay College
Girl on cell in stall: I liked him better when he was homeless.
–Bathroom, Lerner Hall, Columbia University
Overheard by: Sydney
Drunk hipster in stall: Don’t get the kielbasa sandwich.
–Club Warsaw, Williamsburg
Overheard by: nickporjr
Man on cell in stall: Hold on a second, honey. [Biological sounds] Okay, I’m back. Look, there’s no way to say this other than right out. This week together made me think things over. Will you marry me?
–Office bathroom, 44th & Lex
Overheard by: Tony
Drunk girl in stall, to herself: Okay, this time let’s try not to pee all over my jeans.
–Cabana, Maritime Hotel
Girl in stall: Uggghhh! Fuck… [Panting] Fuck!
–Bathroom, Fordham Law School
Overheard by: Seriously concerned
Guy at urinal: Oh yeah, son! Yeah, I am dominating this shit!
–Library Bathroom, Fordham University
