Disgruntled student: Milton is where boners go to die.
–116th & Broadway, Columbia University
Overheard by: BBW
NYU girl: … And she told me she had a gynecology appointment with this old chick scheduled for tomorrow, and that’s when I realized just about everyone at this school is getting more ass than me.
–9th & University
Scruffy guy: Don’t worry, you’re going to have sex some day!
–St. Mark’s Pl
Professor: There are two types of people in this world — those who ride fast horses and those who don’t get laid.
–Classics Dept, NYU
Overheard by: face
10-year-old: At my age it’s just best to cuddle.
–Shakespeare & Co.
Overheard by: Leah
