Thug: Yo, I would so love to see a show called ‘Diaries of a Very Weird Gay Guy.’
–NYU
30-something lady: … And he wanted to have sex with me. What is it that drives the heteros away and makes me the goddamn gay whisperer?
–136th & 8th
Girl to boyfriend: You’re sooo gay when you’re drunk.
–10th & 1st
Overheard by: Tigertail
Stud: I swear, if I got gay it would not be boring.
–St. George residence hall
Overheard by: G
Dude: I’m so hungry, I’m gay!
–FIT dining hall
Overheard by: Jake
