There’s a Cheaper Way, but It Hurts Feelings All Around

White guy: Well, this is her third. The first two she miscarried.
Black guy: Aw, man.
White guy: All of them were shake ‘n’ bake.
Black guy: What?
White guy: Yeah, he shakes and she bakes. It’s like 10 grand a shake, too.
Black guy: I heard 25.

–JFK airport

Overheard by: Deeznuts