Girl: I’m almost too comfortable with old-people nudity.
–Battery Park
Overheard by: hannah
Middle-Aged woman: Oh my God, you should have been there to see my husband naked-bodysurfing.
–Thompson & Spring
Man on cell: Yeah… I’m just calling to let you know the Naked Cowboy called in sick today because of the rain. Yeah, I’m going to take his place. I just wanted to let you know. OK. Bye.
–48th & 2nd
Young woman: There’s the Naked Cowgirl. She’s not all that. She’s not even that pretty!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Derek Powazek
Girl: It’s not like when a guy sees you naked, he’s gonna be like, “Yo, I wish you were more muscular.”
–College Walk, Columbia University
Girl on cell: Because grown sisters naked in a room together is weird!
–L train, Metropolitan Ave
Overheard by: Must be weird
Woman on cell: Naked on the couch?… God, I don’t blame you.
–3rd & A
Overheard by: Kira
