Wednesday One-liners Deserve Each Other

Prissy girl on cell phone: Do you think I should call him? I don’t think he’d talk to me after all of the shit I’ve pulled.

–79th between 2nd & 3rd

Overheard by: Phipmode

Guy on cell: I’m sorry, baby. I’m sorry. I’m usually so fucked up I don’t know what’s going on, to be honest.

–NJ Transit bus pulling into Port Authority