Woman on cell: Wait, but he still has malaria, right?…Good. Go on.
–Grove & 7th
Overheard by: courtney clinton
Frat boy: Wow! Herpes for a dollar; that sounds like a good deal!
–108th & Broadway
Overheard by: Alison R.
Amateur historian: You know what was bad? Black Plague was bad.
–Toast, Lafayette St
Overheard by: Chris
Faux-Boho gal: And he said, “I don’t understand how I have STDs and you don’t.”
–N train
Overheard by: Kelly Green
Gay waiter: I’ll have to sterilize it and then burn it or it might give the fire an infection.
–SoHo
MTA employee: So I had a touch of pneumonia, and they had to remove part of my lung. I was coughing up Jello…But it was clear, so it was okay!
–Q train, Newkirk Ave
Overheard by: Ben Couch
Hobette: Excuse me, ladies and gentleman, I’m hungry and I’m homeless. If you could please spare some money or some food, I’d appreciate it. Oh, and I have cancer. Have a nice day.
–Downtown R train
Overheard by: Kat
