Wednesday One-Liners Pull Their Pants Up to Their Nipples

Old lady hoochie with buck teeth, on cell: I have no fucking idea what I did between August and yesterday…

–183rd & Ft. Washington Ave

Overheard by: Anna Wolinsky

Old man: Sex has changed since I last had it.

–14th & 7th

Irritated old fart: If we end up on Eighth Avenue, it’ll be a tragedy!

–C train, Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Emily B.

Old man: What do they smoke up here?

–116th & Broadway