Dude to another: You’re not so bad yourself. You look like Kevin Nealon on a good day. A good day!
–22nd & Broadway
Overheard by: I wish
Man: Ahmadinejad is not a baller.
–114th, between Broadway & Amsterdam
Old Russian man to skate rat: Excuse me, what for are they talking about when they say, ‘J. Lo is meat curtains’?
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Billy Splatts!
Goth girl: So, I’m like Jon Benet Ramsey, parenthetically speaking.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: meliss
Woman: … So then I rolled over, and it was Bill Murray on Rollerblades playing drums on my windowpane!
–Prince & Thompson
Overheard by: Emily
