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Wednesday One-liners Tip the Scales

Chick: So then this huge fat lady with really bad teeth said, “This is the most fabulous party I’ve ever been to,” so I left.

–1st Avenue & 9th Street

Overheard by: Rex Danger

  • Posted on June 4, 2015
  • Biotechs, Celebrations/Parties, Diet/Weight, Health and Hygiene, One-liners, Union Square and East Village
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