We’ll Discuss This Further in Our Unit on Assassins

[Class is conjugating Japanese verbs in the “to make someone or let someone” form.]Student #1: To make someone eat.
Student #2: To make someone sit.
Student #3: To make someone forget. [Beat, then in English.] Wait, how can you make someone forget something?
Japanese teacher, totally serious: Bourne Identity.

–Japanese Class, Columbia University

Overheard by: Vicksburg