Middle‐aged woman, dressed like a pre‐teen: I’m not really sure how it happened but I think I ended up drunk and half‐naked on the 5th floor of Macy’s.
Teenage daughter: Really?
Middle‐aged woman: Maybe it was the 6th floor. Shoot, and that was gonna be a good story to tell Jeannie.
–Q Train
Overheard by: Nikki
