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We’re Unitarians Now

Little boy holding pack of Orbitz gum: Mommy, is this kosher?
Mother: Sweetie, how many times do I have to tell you that we aren’t Jewish?

–Duane Reade, 50th & Broadway

Overheard by: Kyle

  • Posted on April 7, 2008
  • Boys, Default, Duane Reade, Judaism, Kids, Kosher food, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Moms, Questions, Shiksas (& other Gentiles)
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