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What Kind Of Girl Do You Take Me For?

Frat dude to girlfriend, after 20 minutes of drunken heavy petting: So, are we gonna have some anal sex tonight?!
Drunk chick: I don't…really do that.

–D Train

  • Posted on July 11, 2023
  • Backdoor, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Girlfriends, Guys, On the Subway, Questions
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