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When Woodsy Owl Drinks

Little boy in bathroom stall: Knock knock.
Mom in bathroom stall: Who's there?
Little boy in bathroom stall: I pooped in my pants!

–Ellen's Stardust Diner, Times Square

  • Posted on May 5, 2009
  • Clothing, Kids, Moms, Poop, Restaurants & Cafes, Should've Used a Condom, Times Square
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