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You Vary Depending Upon the Light, Like Sarah Jessica Parker

Guy: Hey, you look pretty…
Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: Don't interrupt…pretty ugly.

–C Train

  • Posted on February 17, 2018
  • Beauty, Girls, Guys, Insults, On the Subway, Only in New York, Physical appearance
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