You Would Not Have Wanted to Be Awake For What We Did to You

Girl #1: What’s up?
Girl #2: Still recovering from last night.
Girl #1: It wasn’t that bad.
Girl #2: What? I passed out and woke up naked in the club.
Girl #1: See, I told you.

–Internet cafe, 63^rd Drive, Queens

Overheard by: Interested Listener