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All the Caffeine in the World Won’t Help Him There

Guy: I will have a coffee.
Waitress: We don’t have anything hot.
Guy: Then an iced coffee, please?

–New York Comedy Club, East 24th Street

Overheard by: Eric Kuhn

  • Posted on November 2, 2021
  • Coffee, Guys, Idiots, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Waitresses
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