And I Have the T-Shirt to Prove It!

Teenage lesbian: Yes you are, you're the weirdest person I ever met. You think I'm going to invite other people over when we already have plans, and you masturbate even when you get no sexual enjoyment out of it!
Teenage lesbian friend: I am not a fapper!

–W 59th St & Columbus Ave

Overheard by: that must be terrible