Wednesday One-liners Have Some “Interesting” Beliefs

Old woman: I don’t care what the fuck he says, I was a pirate in my last life, and I was on eight pirate ships!


Hobo: She was a…Mormon, no, not a Mormon. A Mormon! No, not a Mormon. What’s that religion that’s against violence? Not a Mormon, not a Mormon…a Quaker! That’s right, you know, a Mormon. It’s a circle of friends so I could just go in there and say, “Hey, I’m a Jew. I am against violence.” And they would wanna be my friends, the Mormons.

–Union Square

Sailor: I can’t believe that stripper stole your book.

–44th & 8th

Overheard by: Doug Singer

Girl: I would have been complimented if he’d been fine…but I believe he was homeless.

–21st & 7th

Overheard by: The Radford