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And Your Mother Keeps Giving Birth to Human Children

Cute little girl: Daddy! Daddy! Come over here!
Large angry man: No! I want to see the monkeys!

–Central Park Zoo

  • Posted on April 22, 2019
  • Animals & Nature, Central Park, Dads, Fat People, Kids, Parents, Parks, Weirdness, Wishes & desires
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