Brooklyn College

Guy #1: What’s up with all these storms and tornadoes?
Guy #2: God is coming soon.
Guy #1: I know, but ….

–Campus Rd, Brooklyn College

Overheard by: shemah

Mom: Do you know that she got into Brooklyn University? They must let everyone in there.
Dad: Brooklyn University?
Mom: Um, or maybe Long Island University? Or maybe Brooklyn University in Long Island?

–Shun Lee Cafe, West 65th Street