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Do You Want to Have Surgery to Look Like George Clooney?

Man: So, whatever you want to do, I’ll do.
Woman: But…
Man: I’m fine doing whatever makes you happy.
Woman: But that’s stupid.

–Starbucks, 87th & Lexington

  • Posted on May 25, 2015
  • Default, Happiness, Love, Men, Nice People, Offers and requests, Starbucks, Stupidity, Upper East Side, Women
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