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He Only Hung Up On Me Once

Girl: So why did you hang up on me twice?
Guy: Why did you sleep with him last night?

–Forest Hills, Queens

  • Posted on July 4, 2006
  • Girls, Guys, People, Places, Queens, Sex, Topics
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