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His Nuts Look Like Violet Beauregarde

Flea: I eat four boxes of blueberries a day; it makes my cock big.

–Randall’s Island

Overheard by: AJIN

  • Posted on June 25, 2015
  • B-List, Body Parts, Celebrities, Food, Guys, Parks, Penis, Stoners, Vegetarian & Vegan
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