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I Know What You Did in College, Dad

Little girl: Daddy, are there people inside the big balloons?
Father: Only in Scooby-Doo. He’s a carnivore.

–77th & Columbus

  • Posted on June 22, 2022
  • Comebacks, Dads, Girls, Kids, Pop Culture, Questions, TV, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Weirdness
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