Guy: Marriage is not for me. It’s like having cable with only one channel.
Girl: Me either. My mama says it’s like when you see some clothes in a store window and you think you want it, but you look at it for too long and change your mind. That’s how I feel.
Guy: Dang! That’s cold, son! You’re comparing guys to clothes?! That ain’t right!
Girl: You just compared women to tv channels.
–110th St & Broadway
Overheard by: CE