Big muscular man on cell: It’s so damn hot, I’m glad I’m not wearing makeup.
–Outside Tribeca Deli
Overheard by: Akiko
Conductor: This is 42nd Street, Times Square. Number 3 train across the platform. Get it while it’s hot!
–Downtown 1 Train
Elderly black woman to no one in particular: It’s so hot my pussy is melting!
–12th & Broadway
Overheard by: lemchek
Enthusiastic girl: As soon as I saw his name in lights! His name is so hot! So I have to marry him!
–Thompson & W 3rd St
Guy: I’m telling ya that it was so damn hot in there that my balls rolled out from under my towel and fell on the floor… like they was trying to escape or something.
Dude to friend: I wanna say she’s hot… But I mean she looks like the type of girl who accepts Discover.