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I Sense a Coming Wacky Packages Sticker

Girl: Your breath is stinky.
Guy: Please. My breath is so fresh they should name a mint after it.
Girl: How about excre-mint?

–56th & 1st

  • Posted on June 8, 2025
  • Favorites, Girls, Guys, Insults, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, People, Places, Poop
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